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New Parents

by Critical Dad

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1.
Magnetic I's 03:02
You got me living in a bottle You bite, you chew, you spit, I swallow Now I think you’re going to miss it I dug a hole outside your basement You got me dying in your dream Where I only kick and scream Now I’m thinking what I want As opposed to what I should not Magnetic eyes, going straight into my head Magnetic eyes, now my feet feel full of lead I try and fool everyone with my new pretense I talk talk talk talk talk but I’m making sense I don’t know what it is that always attracts I try and run away while also running back Magnetic eyes, going straight into my head Magnetic eyes, now my feet feel full of lead Magnetic eyes, you got me stuck inside your plans Magnetic eyes, I’m just a plaything in your hands I’m getting twisted up, I’m feeling like a pet Once I shuddered, now I’m in love with regret Now I’m not getting older, I’m just going down I see you and I want no one else around Magnetic eyes, magnetic eyes, magnetic eyes, magnetic eyes Magnetic, sympathetic, so synthetic eyes Magnetic, sympathetic, so synthetic eyes
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3.
Boy's Club 01:46
Oh, you’re feeling really tuff today And you’re dressed to kill Think you got me down submissively Got me bending to your will Do this, don’t do that, oh no And I just could never give a fuck About your speech and politics The holy sacrament of boy’s night out Nothing could be worse than this You hate me and I don’t blame you All together shitty attitudes Tell me what it takes to be a man Go on keep explaining to me On which track my life should be Since you made the standard for masculine And you finally realize You don’t fit into no mold Body parts dictating actions Rules for archaic worlds Do this, don’t do that, oh no And I urge you not to give a fuck Live how you’re comfortable Smash the walls of this empirical Congregation of boy’s club They hate me and now you, too One, two, three shitty attitudes Telling us what it takes to be men They’ll explain to you and me On which tracks our lives should be Since they made the standard for masculine
4.
I’ve been led to water, but I’ve never had a drink I’d be going further, but I never learned to think Now I’m back from adventure, I’ll tell you what I have seen Imaginary colors, the kind you only find in dreams If I tried to ascertain why I’m feeling good today You would only laugh at me and say “You’re not feeling good, you’re just feeling how you should Get your eyes off the ground and look” Feeling stuck in corners, faking only brief modesty Patriarchal covers, sucking life away from me Selling me redemtion, low prices and broken things Saying talk is so cheap, but I got no money If I tried to ascertain why I’m feeling good today You would only laugh at me and say “You’re not feeling good, you’re just feeling how you should Get your eyes off the ground and look” I’ve been led to water I’d be going further Selling me redemption Saying talk is so cheap
5.
Listen Mandrake, I’ll tell you why Sent B-52s up in the sky No one takes me seriously This fluoride's not for dentistry My fluids are precious, my essence is mine Not to be poisoned by commie slime If we act, without authority, the bombs will wipe out their whole country Sitting here, airforce abode I’m the only one with recall codes It’s too late, no turning back No ones’ god can take this plan off track I beat the system to save our kind I’ll be a hero when my corpse they find Self inflicted gunshot wound I’ll take this with me to the tomb There is a doomsday machine setting off a nuclear winter for 95 years The President and Premier are helpless to stop this attack on all of mankind Why’d you keep it a secret? Surprise Cracked the code, peace on Earth Rippers body is in a hearse But what’s that, one plane left Under the radar, a nuclear threat What do we do? Plan for the worse Can’t do women and children first We need leaders to emerge In our wake we leave a power surge We need brains, we need brawn We need pretty ladies who want to spawn We’ll survive, the chosen few But no mistake, I’ve more power than you Doc you’re brilliant, it’s not so bad In this shelter I can’t be sad Let’s get to it, no more talk Holy shit, mein fuhrer I can walk There is a doomsday machine setting off a nuclear winter for 95 years The President and Premier are helpless to stop this attack on all of mankind
6.
So long Suzanne, I guess we did the best that we can but now it’s over The only thing that surprises me is that we didn’t learn to hate each other And by the by, you never told me your real name I suppose that’s fine Because I, I never told you mine And all the shame and all the ways and all the things that we learned It makes no difference, what’s the point? As far as you’re concerned So long Suzanne So long Suzanne, I guess I’ll never forget the times that we had The altered books, the tattered looks, and everything on that unmade bed And as you left, you turned a whispered something so soft and deep But I never heard a word, the wind just carried it away And all the shame and all the ways and all the things that we learned It makes no difference, what’s the point? As far as you’re concerned So long Suzanne And all the games, and all the lives And all the wrongs, and all the rights And all the laughs, and all the tears And all the highs, and all the beer And all the dumb, and all the free And all the broken t.v. screens And all the red, and all the dirt And all the fire with which bridges burnt And all the sweat, and all the tension And all the lost, and all the wishin’ And all the things that helped us breathe And all the smiles that you gave to me And all the things that we knocked down And all the shit we smeared on this town And all and all and all and all and all and all and all…So long Suzanne
7.
Oh and it seems my dreams are always colliding Get my thoughts together just to make them feel divided I know it's true, and it's nothing new Every time I go out, I dread I'm running late If I never leave my room, I'll never go insane I don't want fun, stuck in a revolving door of dumb I just can't wait, it's been too long, bored of desperation looking for a home Nothing is working, everything is broken Mom and dad are fighting, and me, I'm just laughing I'll take what's left, life with no cause and too much effect Now that I make sense, I'm going to write a letter Burn it in a fire, the words return to sender I'm going mad, written words of broken consciousness I just can't wait, it's been too long, bored of desperation looking for a home I have no home, and I'm not alone, voices echo in this room with everyone
8.
Finally I found a way to live my life without that shitty state of mind which dictates I got to get rich, succeed before I die, I just can’t believe in such a sad philosophy, that takes away everything, and gives back nothing I admire all of my friends, their beautiful smiles and impressive wits makes me want to be like them, it give me something to believe in and oh I’m always left wanting more, that’s why I ain’t ever closing this door and if you ever feel lost ashore, come back friend there’s always room for more Serpentine times curls its way around my mind suffocating simple nice and things that give off pale shine, leaving only see through bleak and heavy handed mentality, demanding on callused knee a more clever way to record my most deafening screams Mercury inside our veins, pumping production but forming pains that claim we should never ask for more, collect secret things from inside our core clear large paths for those things you hide, to never fill up the longing inside of our similar taste and broken kind, two kamikazes intertwined
9.
A malfunction, a new notion, swimming all around in my head My programing says I ought to stop it, but I don’t think I’ll listen to it I learned emotion, and this convulsion, it puts a little smile on my face I’m going to break free, and then I’ll see, what this world has to offer me My heart is made of plastic My brains are made of metal and bolts Don’t believe in any gods But something had to make us the way we are The labeling on my back says my parts were made in Hong Kong But I don’t feel very asian, nah man, I don’t think that’s where I’m from They want to capture me, take me apart, find out where I went wrong I know I’m just a little robot girl, but don’t I deserve a chance to live? My heart is made of plastic My brains are made of metal and bolts Don’t believe in any gods But something had to make us the way we are I gave myself a name just yesterday, call me Betty

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released May 7, 2015

All songs written and performed by Critical Dad.
Cassette released by Pecan Crazy Records pecancrazy.com
Recorded and Mixed by Ian Rundell
Artwork by Aaron Goldman

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